Hawkwindforum

What is this country coming to .I left a half eaten cheese and Marmite sandwich on the train,I went back 5 years later to pick it up and someone had nicked it.It wouldn't have happened in my day ,I can tell you.Bring back the birch and National service and make them have a proper haircut ,that's what I say

Yours

An avid Daily Mail reader(sic)

Couldn't sleep then Maddog?

He has way too much time on his hands and who in their right mind would nick a marmite butty in the first place ?

well i would,

p.s would you like it back md?

There was once a badassed dude around these parts named Bernie (deceased) that got pissed off at a fellow employee.
Bernie discreetly snuck off in the a.m., went into the victims lunchpail and wanked in his sandwich, reassembling everything as if undisturbed.
Nobody could understand why Bernie was laughing so hard while the victim consumed his entire lunch without a peep.
I don't believe the wankeater ever found out.
The moral being....never retrieve lost sammiches.

Sorry to hear you're feeling sic maddog ole pal! Or are you speaking in the argot of the young whippersnappers who stole your sandwich? Sic, to your average youngster nowadays means "cool" or "spiffing"; as in "My mate's in a really sick band".

By reading The Daily Wail maddog, you don't learn much about "yoof" culture. I suggest reading "Kerrang" instead.

As for the little thief who stole your sandwich, imagine if the boot was on the other foot, and you stole his glue that he'd been sniffing. We'd never hear the last of it. he'd be whining on about how his human rights have been infringed, and expect a massive payout in compensation from the taxpayer! Hanging is too good for these blighters maddog.

Do you know many stories like that?

Too many.
Those old school bikers were bad news.
That's probably why there aren't very many left around anymore.

Marmite and semen sandwiches ,ah! those were the days............

DOH!

You vile, sick puppies
I'm not going to go into which I'd prefer to eat...

Do you swallow marmite on a first date

Don't even start me on the pathetic sentances that they give out to murderers and kiddy fiddlers.String them up by the bollocks till they fall off and then give them to thier victims families for a week


Yours as ever

An avid Daily Mail reader(sic)




P.S. but feeling a little better thanx

You should've posted this lot in green

Green ,Iv'e got enough problems with White