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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:56 pm 
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Every last single thing to do with the human race
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unwanted hair-growth
(I believe Mike referenced this previously)

biting into a sausage and hitting a vein

anti-intellectualism

snooping

off-pitch notes sung in otherwise on-key melodic vocal performance

Auto-tune
(just learn to sing properly,
please?, or else don't try to play at being a singer)

lip-synch or mimed musical performance in the non-televised or non-filming live concert setting
(especially when I paid to attend what was billed as a live concert performance)

holographic-appearance celebrities that can't sign autographs at the event

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the omg phrase and people using the word 'like' on nearly every second word ' I was 'like' so drunk' - not sure what that means! - also phrases like 'pro-active' and 'negative growth' - can one be pro - passive and have positive decline?


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MOSQUITOS in the cocking winter.

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the difference between 'chumeric' and turmeric - also the element aluminium as opposed to aluminum - God I need a life!


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Trolls that pop in with grade 3 schoolgirl-like insults.....

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Cauliflowers
Cold Pizza
Management lackeys
Beautiful women with ugly personalities
People who don't laugh at farts

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Hates
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HairyGT4 wrote:Dentists



smugdruggler wrote: Like dentists too when you get a good one. They can help relieve a lot of misery & are a joy to visit when in extreme discomfort.



All dentists are evil.

Fact.

Proof ....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38266078

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Wrong 'uns, every last one.

Trump is actually a qualified exodontist. Honestly.
It must be true, I read it on a FaceBook News feed. :wink:

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giant, stinky cheese-wheels,
on open display in the local food mart.

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I'm gonna repeat GT4's list - couldn't get past it!

"Job's a good'un" places its know-all self on my man-like mammaries.

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Brown Dawn wrote: People using the word 'like' on nearly every second word


Little Miss Bin used this for a while but we soon sorted that out! I can recall asking her what she had for her school lunch:

Little Miss Bin: It was, like, spaghetti

Pedal Bin: Ok. So what was it then. Noodles?

LMB: No, no. It was, like, you know,like, pasta.

PB: Right. So something like pasta but not actually pasta then. So something like spaghetti.

LMB: No. It was was, like, spaghetti.

PB: Yes you said sweet heart. I am just trying to think what is like spaghetti but not actually spaghetti. Linguine was it? That's like spaghetti but a but thicker and flatter. Should we ask Mum she know lots about pasta.

LMB: No Dad! I said it was, like, spaghetti!

PB: Do not shout at me young lady. Now what sauce did this "like spaghetti" come with?

LMB: It came with, like, bolognese sauce.

PB: Like bolognese sauce? Good Lord what are they feeding you at school. I shall have to phone your Head Teacher. Just plain tomato sauce was it?

LMB: I was like, you know, like spaghetti bolognese!! Like we had the other night.

PB: No, no my dear. We actually had spaghetti bolognese not "like" spaghetti bolognese. Which, like, you like, would be, you know, like, like, you know like something, like different. Like.

Mrs Bin: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!

PB: Have I, like, upset you then? Like.


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:lol:

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PB, It's great to meet a fellow pedant.

A colleague at work said 'Borrow us a fiver"
I said "Who off?"
He said " I just want to lend it"
I said "Who to?"
He said "**** off"

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Acquaintance's that have every tool known to man hanging on their wall, never been used,
and probably never will be used, yet they won't lend them to you overnight.
Pig's that don't clean up after themselves.
People that show up at your house with a 6 pack of **** beer and still end
up drinking all night (for free).

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Hates
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Condescending people.
Energy black hole people you know the type.
Windy days I can't get the kayak on Lake Superior.
Broken axe handles.
Motorcycle won't start on a hot summer day.
Wife wants to talk talk talk in the morning after I'm home from working the night shift.
Mice under my cottage can't find where the buggers are getting in.
The guy in the bathroom mirror is looking old.
4 letter word- Cuff. As in Rotator Cuff. Too much kayak rolling.


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